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+.Dd May 24, 2025
+.Dt SLUTPET 6
+.Os
+.
+.Sh NAME
+.Nm slutpet
+.Nd a desktop pet for perverts
+.
+.Sh SYNOPSIS
+.Nm
+.
+.Sh DESCRIPTION
+.Nm
+.Em will
+be a desktop pet thing,
+but currently it doesn't actually exist.
+Try again later.